....the loch ness monster. which is the best kind of anything ever.
today adventures and beach times with giant ones will possibly occur, as well as giant bags filled with treats and a million x gum, well that did occur, just then, hooray for free showbags, but seriously there were like a million packets of gum in there. why so much gum? why why everyone knows gum should live on gum trees, and that koalas have the freshest breath around.
it has been incredibly hot here today, like some kind of thing that is very hot all of the time, perhaps like a hot plate, plates that are hot are good when you want to fry things on them. like eggs, or fairy floss.
the heat is making me delirious...and mr wine is calling calling, where are you lady of stompyness, you must drink me, you will not shrink or grow unusually large, I promise!
super exhausted from Australia day times, and then going to work all day the next day whilst super seedy times. sleep sleep sleep how I miss you, you are a wonderful creature Mr Sleep. you make dream times and pillows and happy happy things. hooray for beddy byes.
i've been so delirious today, that in fact when I went out the door to go to workies, and Mr Stompface was seeing me out the door, I turned and said "thanks for having me." as if I had just been visiting a friends house. and he said "well, you are NO longer a guest in my house, you must leave now" and pushed me out the door... it was nice.